Since the lockdown took over our life the only thing
left in control is what one eats. So, indulgence has been central to middle
class existence for some time now. Naturally this calls for frequent forays to the
neighborhood shop. one arrives at a shop which is trying to have its employees
and customers practice social distancing in a 2 X 4 Square feet shop. By the
time you get the attention of the attendant all one wants is to shout the order
over din, complete the transaction and make a run out of the shop. So. you
shout Maggi, and lo behold a jumbo pack comes into your hand. As if one got
boon from creator, his best junk food creation in hand, one makes a dash for
home. Ha Ha what does the pesky CNBC guy know about Nestle’s problem of not
being able to meet the demand for Maggi. Here I have a jumbo pack safely tucked
into shopping bag, so conditioned are people with the Maggi colors and packet
size, that no one reads the package and one only realize the con at time of
eating. This Maggi taste more like Girgaon Chowpatty chaat (possibly the worst possible version in Mumbai), as one investigates to find that Noodles are not Maggi but
Some brand WAI WAI. The packing, color, size, prices are a match for Maggi, but
is not the real thing.
I fondly call this a WAI WAI phenomenon
It feels, costs and is mostly the same thing but not
the real thing. Post-Covid this is happening more and the trend is
accelerating.
A more contextual definition of this phenomenon is:
“Ability to deceive with confidence and at same time
behave/ belief/practice/profess that you are doing the right thing.” In plain speak, in the Pre-Covid world this would
attract section 420 of the IPC while now it attracts legion of believers and
profits as the case may be.
1.
Banning
foreign goods
Anything with an anglicized name may be classified as
foreign manufactured and hordes of whatsapp uncles are out seeking your
cooperation to boycott these goods. Who cares if an Anglican sounding name is a
brand only in India and nowhere else? And is manufactured in some dingy factory
in Kurar village (shanty town near my place in Mumbai famous as manufacturing
hub for imitation jewelry and textiles).
One could make Ganesh idol in Schengen and not have an
issue, but make something with foreign name in India and you may have hoards
descending on you
2.
China
Border situation
Most complicated is our border with China. Chinese
have made it a habit every few years to claim something or other & then we
wake up to push them (hopefully) back. This time it has gone beyond claims and
counter claims, we ourselves are not able to decide if they have occupied the territory
or not. Depending on the side one is on political spectrum the answer is yes or
a no. Either side of opinion is busy with poetry about other side negatives and
teaching lessons to each other through media. Looks like teaching lesson to
China is not on agenda of either side
3.
Defunding
Completely new word for me, DEFUND, till now we were
so used to Getting funded now prepare for defund. Will the person getting
defunded write a cheque and get defunded? Well that’s for some other time. The
issue here is how this is being projected as the solution for admittedly a very
serious problem, one needs to see some videos to understand the convoluted
thinking folks professing this have. Feels more like the 13-year-old students
in the red march and complete revolution in various part of Asia in 60’s.
4.
Criticism
1.
Mr NK
Singh an eminent journalist and my close friend’s Neelabh’s father, has started
digitizing his article published since 1960’s. Few things I learnt till now 1. .Bihar
had a vibrant independent English and Hindi press 2. How congress started
unraveling in Bihar. Please do follow this on Facebook to get a sense of
history before 2002.
Please see
more of it on http://nksingh.in/
2.
Dr P N Mishra,
director of IMS, Indore when I was doing MBA in 1993-1995. He has had a big
influence on me and consider him as one of my Gurus. He gave a very good talk
on Mahabharat and team building.
Please follow the talk on
https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?v=706992673450348&ref=watch_permalink
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